Junior Apprentice

I think this series was commissioned so, as ‘Lord Sugar’ pointed out in the opening seconds, he could actually find some contestants he’s taller than. So, the next series will probably feature Warwick Davis aka r2d2 from Star Wars…
Ronnie Corbett
Little Dennis Waterman in his first role since Little Britain
Holly Steel from BGT – she’s allowed to redo any tasks she doesn’t win just by starting to cry…

THE IMPOSSIBLE TASK
Will the winner of Junior Apprentice be the given the task of helping Karen Brady sort out the farce at West Ham United?
Or are a few of the lads hoping for a role on the Daily Sport?

Next weeks Junior Apprentices will see new candidates Kevin and Perry. Good luck to Lord ‘SurAlan’ Sugar with that one when he tries to fire one of them..
I just wondered where Justin Bieber was?

And if we’re comparing the Junior Apprentices with the new youth mob on Eastenders who came from E20 mini series online, they win hands down, whether they can sell cheese or not.

Next Up In the Boardroom?
It’s an interesting brand extension for the Apprentice. So what next?
Tramp Apprentice?
Pensioner Apprentice (Bruce Forsyth, Ronnie Corbett again, Dot Cotton, Arlene Phillips)
Desperate Housewives Apprentice? (Colleen McLoughin, Imogen Thomas, Alex Curran, Kerry Katona)
WAG Apprentice? (as above, minus Kerry Katona)

January On The Telly

Breaking Made Up Gossip...
Arthur Daley is planning to take out a contract on
Shane Richie...

Minder How You Go...
Dennis Waterman didn't sing the theme toon!!

If TV had a transfer window deadline day...

Minder             Five to ITV2 (buy back clause)
Carol Thatcher  	BBC One Show to Channel 5, free
FA Cup			ITV to BBC, undisclosed
Jeremy Clarkson	
	Top Gear to Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
Russel Brand 		Radio 2 to Hollywood

Shane Richie        Eastenders to Minder (C5)

Where Did It All Go S****?
A new strand of programming for Channel 5 focusing on
Cheryl Cole, Girls Aloud (Sssshame thing shurrly) and Ant & Dec 

(still not sure whose on the left and whose on the right).
I expect the programme we wont see (on 5) is
"Five: Why Is It Still S***?" (c) Adam Faith on his deathbed