The Big Food Fight

Due to budget constraints Channel 4 were unable to employ Eammon Holmes and Fern Britton on this programme, although apparently they both offered to turn up for free..

Super Size Feed

Tv heavyweight

Lookalikes

Shane Richie as Minder – Eammon Holmes

Tina Fey (SNL & 30 Rock) – Tina (Michelle Keegan) from Coronation St

Robert Webb/Paul Bettany
Katherine Jenkins/Holly Willoughby
Robert De Niro/Peter Shilton
Fay Ripley/Michelle Ryan

Heath Ledger/David Walliams
Bernard Madoff/Michael Winner

Calm Down Dear It’s Only 150 years!!

January On The Telly

Breaking Made Up Gossip...
Arthur Daley is planning to take out a contract on
Shane Richie...

Minder How You Go...
Dennis Waterman didn't sing the theme toon!!

If TV had a transfer window deadline day...

Minder             Five to ITV2 (buy back clause)
Carol Thatcher  	BBC One Show to Channel 5, free
FA Cup			ITV to BBC, undisclosed
Jeremy Clarkson	
	Top Gear to Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
Russel Brand 		Radio 2 to Hollywood

Shane Richie        Eastenders to Minder (C5)

Where Did It All Go S****?
A new strand of programming for Channel 5 focusing on
Cheryl Cole, Girls Aloud (Sssshame thing shurrly) and Ant & Dec 

(still not sure whose on the left and whose on the right).
I expect the programme we wont see (on 5) is
"Five: Why Is It Still S***?" (c) Adam Faith on his deathbed