Tomorrow: Who should be (guest) judges next year?
- We’re now in the longest, deepest recession since the Great Depression. When this recession started, Lindsay Lohan was known for her acting.
- President Obama says the Democrats are waking up. Which is great when you’re having a nightmare.
- The economy is so bad, Justin Bieber had to take a factory job in China.
- Christine O’Donnell has a new campaign ad where she says she’s not a witch. Nancy Pelosi was furious. She said, “Hey, that’s my slogan.”
- In his latest audio tape, bin Laden is talking about global warming. If he thinks it’s hot now, wait until he gets to hell.
- Osama bin Laden keeps releasing audio tapes to show that he’s still relevant. Really? Audio tapes? How about an iPod download?
- They say bin Laden keeps making these tapes to prove he’s still alive. It’s the same reason I do this show.
- If the world was fairer, it would be Kay Burley told to leave the UK and not Gamu from X Factor
- Liverpool’s new owner will either be The Red Sox or Royal Bank of Scotland, either way on current they’ll win more games in the SPL or MLS
- America have announced Rihanna as a new team member for the next Ryder Cup in Wales – and she’s bringing her umbrella-ella-ella
- Research shows that the No. 1 place you can pick up infections from is a doorknob. That’s why I always lick doorknobs clean before using them.
- One of the reasons it’s so hard to get rid of the rhinovirus is that it’s constantly evolving. Picture a germy Lady Gaga.
- The White House has issued an alert for American tourists traveling in Europe over fears of a terror attack. But the joke’s on you, terrorists. We can’t afford to go to Europe.
- CBS reporter Howard Arenstein was arrested on Saturday for growing marijuana in his backyard. Which probably explains why all his news stories started with, “Dude, you’re not going to believe this!”
- Christine O’Donnell released a commercial in which she says, “I’m not a witch.” That’s pretty good, though not as effective as her opponent’s slogan, “I’m not Christine O’Donnell.”
Today we found that a third college Christine O’Donnel said she attended had no record of ever knowing her. I’m starting to wonder if she ever went to Hogwarts.
The majority of these comments are from our resident writer/twitterer @radiogagger. The rest are credited where applicable.
What did Gamu say to upset Cheryl? My favourite footballer is Ashley Cole and I used to work in a nightclub toilet…
That girl band Belleamie are all over the place, should have worn matching clothes to make it less painful.
Simon knows that everyone wacthes the first few weeks for the freaks, then switches off, hence the high mental count in live stages.
so is it tracy, trace, tracey, treycy or trey?
they saving gamu till the last act yeah?
danni “this should be your dayjob” yeah but what about the clubcard points and attractive share buy scheme?
i’ve been to ballyfermin #xfactor come on mary
another one for mental factor i’d mentor, we could tour this lot, cher, katie, storm, shirlene, michael barrymore, anne widde-bomb
ned1984 on a scale of 1 to chico, how bad are these acts?
Simon “i’ve got news for you. I used to own that jacket.” amazing what you can pick up in the oxfam shop these days (paije)
cuddly louis van dross, lol at Louie. He got the dross bit right.. (paije)
Dermot: And paije where would you ad tonight if you hadn’t got the wild card?” the all you can eat for a fiver buffet at a guess
alongside the +28s, boys, girls and groups, they’re should have a mental section, mentored or mentalled by me and @ladygaga
have diva fever come straight from the cycling show at earls court? Would explain the clothing.
i think if they’re letting mental people in (cher) then shirlena from whitechapel should be given a wildcard
does jamie redknapp know jls are using his wii box while he’s on the golf course (adbreak)
so they’ve stopped using auto-tuning then?
cher first line “people say.. That i am crazy..” (DUB BE GOOD TO ME)
simon “it is what it is -batman does glam rock” dinner dinner dinner dinner fat man! (STORM)
nicolo normal? Compared to who, norman wisdom?
- X Factor Reject Gamu Ordered To Leave UK (news.sky.com)
- Vote for Radiogagger at the Goldentwit awards (goldentwits.com)
- X Factor 2010: Cheryl Cole Twitter backlash as Gamu Nhengu is rejected (current.com)
Hand picked, the stuff you should and a few you shouldn’t watch for the following week…
BBC1 Michael McIntyres Comedy Roadshow – featuring Terry Alderton, John Bishop, Justin Moorhouse and Miles Jupp
ITV1 – X Factor (now all the freak auditions are finished it might become a miss until the final, but we’ll stick with it this week)
Channel 4 – 27 Dresses (FILM)
MISS: My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, BBC Breakfast 6am (On A sunday, this is for insomniacs)
E4 .Inbetweeners (but repeats on Channel 4 Friday)
BBC1 – Ask Rhod Gilbert
FIVE – The Gadget Show
BBC2 – Harry & Paul
Channel 4 – Wedding House
MISS: Grimefighters, conveniently scheduled against Eastenders (ITV have given up the ghost on this count)
Channel 4 – Food
BBC4 – Mad Men
MISS: Seven Days Channel 4 – really nothing much happened so far in two weeks.
BBC2 – Mock The Week
BBc1 – Watchdog
BBC2 – Nigella Kitchen
SKY1 – Karl Pilkington : An Idiot Abroad
BBC1 – Strictly Come Dancing
BBC1 –Would I Lie To You
- TV ratings – 25 September: The X Factor boot camp recruits more than 11m (guardian.co.uk)
- TV ratings – 26 September: Downton Abbey makes stately debut (guardian.co.uk)
This news brings new meaning to the show ‘Screenwipe’!
Have you received a picture text from Ashley Cole?
Call the anti-bell end hotline where Mrs Pratt is waiting to take your details (and share with the press)