Breaking Made Up Gossip...
Arthur Daley is planning to take out a contract on
Shane Richie...
Minder How You Go...
Dennis Waterman didn't sing the theme toon!!
If TV had a transfer window deadline day...
Minder Five to ITV2 (buy back clause)
Carol Thatcher BBC One Show to Channel 5, free
FA Cup ITV to BBC, undisclosed
Jeremy Clarkson
Top Gear to Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
Russel Brand Radio 2 to Hollywood
Shane Richie Eastenders to Minder (C5)
Where Did It All Go S****?
A new strand of programming for Channel 5 focusing on
Cheryl Cole, Girls Aloud (Sssshame thing shurrly) and Ant & Dec
(still not sure whose on the left and whose on the right).
I expect the programme we wont see (on 5) is
"Five: Why Is It Still S***?" (c) Adam Faith on his deathbed
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