The Disney Channel canceled the Jonas Brothers’ TV show. Even worse, they had Goofy deliver the news. (Craig Ferguson)
Happy birthday to Woody Allen, who’s 75 today. It’s not easy to find a card that says, “Happy birthday, dad/husband.”
I was nominated for a Grammy in the Spoken Word category for an audio book of my autobiography. It’s the same category that Al Gore won a few years ago. Unfortunately, his spoken words were “I invented the Internet.”
My Grammy nomination brings me one step closer to my lifetime goal of losing every major award in Hollywood.
At the Grammy nominations, there was a live satellite hook-up with Justin Bieber. Little girls were screaming so much that they shattered something very valuable — Cher’s face.