Late Night Laughs – Immigration

Jimmy Kimmel
Colombian pop singer Shakira was in Phoenix to join the fight against Arizona’s tough new immigration law. It reminds me a lot of the ‘80s, when the Beastie Boys came to Arizona to fight for our right to party.

I think that if every immigrant looked like Shakira, there would be no immigration laws except the ones that would keep immigrants in the country.

David Letterman
They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Jay Leno
“As you know, Arizona recently passed the toughest anti-immigration bill in American history. The idea behind this bill is to drive illegal immigrants out of Arizona and back to their homeland of Los Angeles.”

Seth Meyers – Saturday Night Live
“This week Arizona signed the toughest illegal immigration law in the country, which would allow the police to demand identification papers from anyone they suspect is in the country illegally. I know there are some people in Arizona worried that Obama is acting like Hitler, but can we all agree that there’s nothing more Nazi than saying, ‘Show me your papers?'”